Tom Hark - The Piranhas
Instrumental Intro: (Just cajon/Kazoo/scratch)
Doo do do......do dooo do do......do do do do.....do dooo do do
Doo do do......do dooo do do......do do do do.....do dooo do do
(+Ukes) [D]Doo do do......do dooo do do[A7]......do do do do.....do dooo do do[D]
[D]Doo do do......do dooo do do[A7]......do do do do.....do dooo do do[D]
[D]Doo do do......do dooo do do[A7]......do do do do.....do dooo do do[D]
[D]Doo do do......do dooo do do[A7]......do do do do.....do dooo do do[D]
[Verse 1]
D A7
Does anybody know how long to World War Three?
A7 D
I wanna know, I've gotta book me holidee.
A7
They want me in the army, but I just can't go,
A7 D
I'm far too busy listening to the radi-o.
|[Chorus]
| D A7
|The whole things daft, I don't know why
| A7 D
|You have to laugh or else you cry
| A7
|You have to live or else you die
| A7 D
|You have to laugh of else you cry
Intro Instrumental:
[D]Doo do do......do dooo do do[A7]......do do do do.....do dooo do do[D]
[D]Doo do do......do dooo do do[A7]......do do do do.....do dooo do do[D]
[Verse 2]
- D A7
+ D A7
- My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time,
+ My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time,
- A7 D
+ A7 D
- It's just a load of slapstick in a pantomime,
+ It's just a load of slapstick in a panto-mime,
- D A7
+ D A7
- We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care,
+ We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care,
- A7 D
+ A7 D
- Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there.
+ Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there.
|[Acapella Chorus + scratching]
|The whole things daft, I don't know why
|You have to laugh or else you cry
|You have to live or else you die
|You have to laugh of else you cry
2nd Instrumental:
[D]Doo do do do do do do do do do do do [A7]do do do do do do do do do do do do[D]
[D]Doo do do do do do do do do do do do [A7]do do do do do do do do do do do do[D]
3rd Instrumental:
[D]Doo do do do do do do do do do do do [A7]do do do do do do do do do do do do[D]
[D]Doo do do do do do do do do do do do [A7]do do do do do do do do do do do do[D]
[D]Doo do do do do do do do do do do do [A7]do do do do do do do do do do do do[D]
[D]Doo do do do do do do do do do do do [A7]do do do do do do do do do do do do[D]
Intro Instrumental:
[D]Doo do do......do dooo do do[A7]......do do do do.....do dooo do do[D]
[D]Doo do do......do dooo do do[A7]......do do do do.....do dooo do do[D]
[D]Doo do do......do dooo do do[A7]......do do do do.....do dooo do do[D]
[D]Doo do do......do dooo do do[A7]......do do do do.....do dooo do do[D]