Tom Hark - The Piranhas D Does anybody know how long to World War A Three? A7 D I wanna know, I've gotta book me holidee. A They want me in the army, but I just can't go, A7 D I'm far too busy listening to the radio. [Chorus] D A The whole things daft, I don't know why A7 D You have to laugh or else you cry A You have to live or else you die A7 D You have to laugh of else you cry [Verse 2] D My friends say that we're heading for a A grotty time, A7 It's just a load of slapstick in a D pantomime, D A We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care, A7 D Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there. [Chorus] D A The whole things daft, I don't know why A7 D You have to laugh or else you cry A You have to live or else you die A7 D You have to laugh of else you cry