| f | Don't Marry Her, Have Me | f | Don't Marry Her, Have Me |
| Beautiful South | | Beautiful South |
| Intro: | | Intro: |
| [C] [C] [C] [C] | | [C] [C] [C] [C] |
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| Verse 1: | | Verse 1: |
| [C] Think of you with [G] pipe and slippers, [F] Think of her in [G] bed | | [C] Think of you with [G] pipe and slippers, [F] Think of her in [G] bed |
| [F] Laying there just [C] watching telly, [D7] Think of me in[G]stead | | [F] Laying there just [C] watching telly, [D7] Think of me in[G]stead |
| I'll [C] never grow so [G] old and flabby, [F] That could never [G] be | | I'll [C] never grow so [G] old and flabby, [F] That could never [G] be |
| [F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. | | [F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. |
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| Verse 2: | | Verse 2: |
| Your [C] love light shines like [G] cardboard, Your [F] work shoes they are [G] glistening | | Your [C] love light shines like [G] cardboard, Your [F] work shoes they are [G] glistening |
| She's a [F] Phd in 'I [C] told you so', You've a [D7] knighthood in 'I'm not [G] listening' | | She's a [F] Phd in 'I [C] told you so', You've a [D7] knighthood in 'I'm not [G] listening' |
| She’ll [C] always be be-[G]side you, [F] Bring you cups of [G] tea | | She’ll [C] always be be-[G]side you, [F] Bring you cups of [G] tea |
| [F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. | | [F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. |
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| |Chorus: | | |Chorus: |
| |And the [C] Sunday sun shines down on San Fran-[F]cisco [C] Bay | | |And the [C] Sunday sun shines down on San Fran-[F]cisco [C] Bay |
| |And you [F] realize you can't make it any-[C]way | | |And you [F] realize you can't make it any-[C]way |
| |You have to wash the car | | |You have to wash the car |
| |Take the [F] kiddies to the [C] park | | |Take the [F] kiddies to the [C] park |
| |[F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. | | |[F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. |
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| Verse 3: | | Verse 3: |
| Those [C] lovely Sunday [G] mornings, With [F] breakfast brought in [G] bed | | Those [C] lovely Sunday [G] mornings, With [F] breakfast brought in [G] bed |
| Those [F] blackbirds look like [C] knitting needles, [D7] Trying to peck your [G] head | | Those [F] blackbirds look like [C] knitting needles, [D7] Trying to peck your [G] head |
| Those [C] birds will peck your [G] soul out, And [F] throw away the [G] key | | Those [C] birds will peck your [G] soul out, And [F] throw away the [G] key |
| [F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. | | [F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. |
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| Verse 4: | | Verse 4: |
| The [C] kitchen's always [G] tidy, The [F] bathroom's always [G] clean | | The [C] kitchen's always [G] tidy, The [F] bathroom's always [G] clean |
| She's a di-[F]ploma in 'just [C] hiding things', You've a [D7] first in 'low es-[G]teem' | | She's a di-[F]ploma in 'just [C] hiding things', You've a [D7] first in 'low es-[G]teem' |
| Your [C] socks might smell of [G] angels, Your [F] life might smell of [G] Brie | | Your [C] socks might smell of [G] angels, Your [F] life might smell of [G] Brie |
| [F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. | | [F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. |
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| |Chorus: | | |Chorus: |
| |And the [C] Sunday sun shines down on San Fran-[F]cisco [C] Bay | | |And the [C] Sunday sun shines down on San Fran-[F]cisco [C] Bay |
| |And you [F] realize you can't make it any-[C]way | | |And you [F] realize you can't make it any-[C]way |
| |You have to wash the car | | |You have to wash the car |
| |Take the [F] kiddies to the [C] park | | |Take the [F] kiddies to the [C] park |
| |[F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. | | |[F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C] me. |
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| Outro: | | Outro: |
| And the [C*] Sunday sun shines down on San Fran-[F*]cisco [C*] Bay | | And the [C*] Sunday sun shines down on San Fran-[F*]cisco [C*] Bay |
| And you [F*] realize you can't make it any-[C*]way | | And you [F*] realize you can't make it any-[C*]way |
| You [C*] have to wash the car | | You [C*] have to wash the car |
| Take the [F*] kiddies to the [C*] park | | Take the [F*] kiddies to the [C*] park |
| t | (Slowing) | t | {blue}(Slowing){/blue} |
| [F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C*] me. | | [F*] Don't marry [G*] her, have [C*] me. |