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Plastic Jesus - Ed Rush Verse 1: [C] I don't care if it rains or [C7] freezes [F] Long as I have my plastic Jesus [C] Sitting on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7] [C] Comes in colors pink and [C7] pleasant [F] Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent [C] Take Him with you [G7] when you travel [C] far [C] |Chorus: |Plastic [C]Jesus, Plastic [F] Jesus |[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7] |[C] I'm afraid He'll [C7] have to go |His [F] magnets ruin my radio |And [C] if I have a [G7] wreck he'll leave a [C] scar - SO!! Verse 2: [C] Get yourself a Sweet Madonna [F] Dressed in rhinestones sittin on a [C] Pedestal of abalone [G7] shell [G7] [C] Goin' ninety, I ain't [C7] scary [F] 'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary A-[C]ssuring me that [G7] I won't go to [C] Hell [C] |Chorus: |Plastic [C]Jesus, Plastic [F] Jesus |[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7] |[C] Though the sunshine [C7] on His back |[F] Makes Him peel, chip and crack |A [C] little patching [G7] keeps Him up to [C] par [C] |Chorus: |Plastic [C] Jesus, Plastic [F] Jesus |[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7] |[C] I'm afraid He'll [C7] have to go |His [F] magnets ruin my radio |And [C] if I have a [G7] wreck he'll leave a [C] scar [C]