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Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle Intro- Whistle Jingle Bells: [C] Verse 1: Fuck [C] Christmas! [Am]... It's a [Dm] waste of fucking [G] time Fuck [C] Santa [Am] ... He's just [Dm] out to get your [G] dime Fuck [F] Holly and Fuck [C] Ivy And fuck [Dm] all that [G] mistle[C]toe White-[D] bearded [E7] big fat [Am] bastards ... Ringing [F] bells where e'er you [G] go And [Am] bloated men in [Am7] shopping malls... All [Am] going Ho-Ho-[F] Ho It's [C] fucking Christmas [G] time a[C]gain! Instrumental: [Am] [Dm] [G] Verse 2: Fuck [C] Christmas [Am].... It's a [Dm] fucking Disney [G] show Fuck [C] reindeer [Am]..... And [Dm] all that fucking [G] snow Fuck [F] carols and fuck [C] Rudolph And his [Dm] stupid [G] fucking [C] nose And [D] fucking [E7] sleigh bells [Am] tinkling Every[F] where you fucking [G] goes Fuck [Am] stockings and fuck [Am7] shopping It just [Am] drives us all in[F]sane [single strums] Go [C] tell the elves to [Am] FUCK themselves It's [Dm] Christmas [G] time a[C]gain! [Outro- Whistle Jingle Bells]